While camping I found little green balls in the woods. Mom and me decided they were alien babies. She told me to throw one in the fire to see if it screams. She oozes motherly love, eh?
I refused of course. I will not be an alien baby killer. Them aliens invade, I don't want to be made an example of!
Then later on, I find a sticker in the woods not far from the alien babies saying: Made in China. So clearly we are having a foreign alien invasion in the woods of Soldotna.
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